Travel John Privacy Tent

So you desperately want to go camping, but your wife refuses to put herself through the nightmare that was your last camping trip. You remember what happened, don’t you? She woke up in the middle of the night and said she had to go to the bathroom. You gently reminded her that you had kindly set up the porta-potty just down the path behind the big oak. She cursed at you, rolled over and tried to hold it for a while. When that didn’t work, she scrambled for the flashlight and huffed out of the tent. A few minutes later, you heard a blood-curdling shriek and hurried footsteps as she dashed back to the tent. She screamed that there were “creepy squirmy things” all over the toilet and that as she was going, she could see a pair of animal eyes staring at her in the woods. She vowed never to come camping with you again and rolled over without so much as a good night.
While this might be a sign that your relationship has bigger problems, we have a good suggestion for getting the little lady back into the wilderness. May we offer the Travel John Privacy Tent. This wonderful invention will shield your better half from nature’s intrusions, giving her a sense of comfort and relief. She’ll come back to bed calm and kind. The perfect Stepford wife.
And it has other uses too! Use it as a shower room, changing room, hunting blind, or privacy shelter. The Privacy Tent comes with a KWIK Silver™ mechanism and unique umbrella frame that sets up in 5 seconds! Just pull 2 ropes and the tent just pops right out instantly. It can also be taken down in just a few seconds! The Privacy Tent has a dome cover and mesh roof panel and 3 windows for air ventilation. It also comes with privacy window flaps, inside storage pocket and carrying bag (7″ x 7″ x 28.5″ packed). Also included are 4 stakes for anchoring or 4 weight pockets if stakes are not used. The heavy duty frame weighs 7lbs. It has a center height of 6′ and the dimensions are 4′ x 4′ sq. ft. A 1 year limited warranty is included. It's on Sale too!