Bota Bag

OK, so we've all known that guy that goes to the ballgame and 10 minutes into it, he reaches inside his coat and voila, he pulls out his wineskin thingamabob filled with a sweet elixer of unknown origin. He takes a swig of it and hands it to you with the universal gesture for "take a swig." If somebody at work handed you their coffee cup and said take a swig, you'd look at them like they were crazy. But in the carefree, anything goes confines of a football stadium you throw caution to the wind and level that calfskin-coated grail to your lips. The 90-proof grog immediately infuses your body with a warming goodness. Your buddy now gestures you to give it back. But you've fallen head-over-heels in love with this pleasure-giver and refuse its return. And as happens so often in these situations, the punches start flying and you end up in the holding tank beneath the stadium for the rest of the game. Is that how you want things to go? Hell no! You deserve better. That's why you need to get your own wineskin! The Bota Bag is the perfect choice. From Bota of Boulder, this classic design will last you a lifetime. It's a one-liter bag constructed with high-grade U.S.A. neoprene. It also floats when full and is an excellent insulator. Not that what you're drinking needs insulation, hehe. BTW, the purchaser, should that be you, agrees to hold-harmless BigFire Camping Gear for any legal action taken against the purchaser after using the Bota Bag. You're a grown-up after all.